This week, Amber’s in the hot seat as the duo take on an early 2000s classic. It’s Zoolander! listen in as Thomas guides Amber into the high octane world of male modeling, fashion, and international espionage. They’ll laugh...
This week the Maygatron marathon continues with what could be called the peak of the franchise, and should be called it’s end. It’s Transformers: Dark of the Moon! Listen in as Amber and Thomas soar headfirst into the finale of this...
This week it’s back to the classic style with none other than the latest and greatest in tabletop entertainment. That’s right, this week Amber and Thomas cast the dice and roll out to see Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves! Listen...
This week it’s time to round off November with one of the weirdest films of the year. It’s Weird: The Al Yankovic story! Join Thomas and Amber as they watch a movie about one man on a journey to make music by taking preexisting songs and...
“You mess with Kurt, you go in the grinder” This week it’s back to the ol’ grinder. Amber and Thomas, exhausted from their Star Wars marathon, return to form this week and what better way to kick it all off than with a 90s...
The fans spoke…and unfortunately Lucasfilm listened. It’s time for the long awaited (and somewhat dreaded) wrap on our Cinematic Star Wars Marathon! Listen in as Amber and Thomas chat about The Rise of Skywalker and the fall of a...
“Me, Myself, and me, and myself, and me, and myself, and me…” The saga (finally) continues! This week Thomas and Amber continue their Cinematic Star Wars Marathon with Episode II: Attack of the Clones! Listen in as our dark side...
We said we’d do it, and we’re hosts of our word. Behold the tearjerking pitch for Binks: A Star Wars Story. Listen to Thomas describe the Jar Jar origin story you didn’t know you needed. You might laugh, you might cry, but in the...
“Wanna see me turn on my lightsaber? Wanna see me do it again?“ After failing to pay their taxes, the planet of Naboo is being blockaded by the evil (and potentially problematic) Trade Federation. If you thought that was riveting then do...
“Not ya mama’s The Thing, it’s worse” Might just be the longest we’ve talked about something this bad. This week it’s time to round off The Thing (2011)! Listen in as Thomas, Amber, Geo, and Allie finish off this movie and...
“Soon they will all know the name: Dr. Douchebag!” This week it’s time to continue Just Too Damn Cold January with the sequel, prequel, reboot, homage to The Thing (1982). It’s…well it’s The Thing (2011)! Allie and Geo...
“Squid Fingers are about to get defribulized” It’s Just Too Damn Cold outside! So, let’s make a theme out of that. A whole month devoted to scary freezing movies and what better way to kick it off than the horror classic John Carpenter’s...
“Do a couple bumps and you too can be the hero!” A week late but it’s time for the epic conclusion to our Connected to Christmas Marathon! And what better way to go out than with a bang? It’s Die Hard (1988)! Listen in as Patrick rejoins...
“But what is with the German guys hair? It’s like an army of Fabios!” Want a late Christmas gift? Well, how about our first commentary since The Star Wars Holiday Special? That’s right! The original trio is back to give Die Hard...
“Show her the ol’ French Flipper trick” This week the dynamic duo receives an unexpected gift from a previously unexpected guest. Looks like they’re doing another Batman episode. This week it’s the (only?) Batman Christmas movie:...
“He can read?! How smart are these creatures?!” They’re mean, they’re (occasionally) green, and they’re potentially sent by anti-American regimes (if you believe your crazy neighbor)! This week Amber and Thomas take on the 80s classic...
“You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?” Just as we planned and with no influence from any outside source whatsoever, it’s time to cover the Danny Elfman scored (and Tim Burton directed) Batman (1989)! Listen in as the...
“It’s about your sword, Arty! Something’s gotta be done about your sword!” This week, Knights of Knovember continues with one of our most animated episodes yet. Make sure you grip it with both hands and hold on tight as we pull out King Arthur:...
Joust when you thought it couldn’t rock you harder, it rocks you all knight long The medieval marathon continues with a piece of anachronistic action. It’s A Knight’s Tale! Join Amber and Thomas as they dive into the competitive world of...
He’s lean he’s mean, he’s scared of a knight that’s green Tis time for the ultimate in chivalric cinema commentary! Thou art welcome now to attend So What Happens Next’s KNIGHTS OF KNOVEMBER MARATHON!And to kick it off, the...
This week it’s time’s up for our Spooky Halloween Countdown! And what a better way than ending with one of the latest horror movies to grace (or taint?) our silver screens. It’s Candyman (2021)! Listen in as Amber and Thomas take on a remake of a...
“Who can it beeeeee now” This week it’s the penultimate film in So What Happens Next’s Spooky Halloween Countdown: It’s Scream (1996)! Listen in as Thomas and Amber take on the 90s slasher classic to revive the genre. It’s a machine of...
“Stones? Where we’re going we don’t need…stones” This week we’re rounding out our Month of Marvel Marathon with none other than the latest MTU show Loki. Listen in as Amber and Thomas talk the wild and weird world of...
“Would you drink the MegaMilk?” Better late than lost! This week we’re taking on one of our lost episodes with A Clockwork Orange. Listen in as guests Allie and Kaemon join us again for the first time to talk about what we think of this...
When you want one movie, but end up with 3 This week we make a triumphant return after what feels like 70 years with Wonder Woman 1984! Listen in as Thomas and Amber discuss wishes, demi-gods, and monster ladies while they take a harrowing and often...
“Some of these powers sound like a living nightmare” This week its time to continue our mini dive into the Rodriguiverse with his latest film We Can Be Heroes! Listen in as Amber and Thomas compare their childhood to what the kids have...
“Janeway: Murderer or Hero?” And now the shocking conclusion. That’s right its time for part 2 of our Star Trek: The Next Generations Episode! Listen in to hear the crew’s final thoughts on Deep Space 9, Voyager, and their...
“I’m Making Gumbo!” For first time ever, Amber and Thomas have not only 2 guests but a 2 part episode! Cody and Walter join the duo to talk Star Trek The Next Generation, Deep Space 9, and Voyager in the next episode of our Where...
This week, resident Dragon’s Dogma Expert Amber takes Thomas along a static and unmoving adventure into a show that cuts the heart out of the main character figuratively and literally. Its DRAGON’S DOGMA! Listen as the duo share in the...
This week Thomas takes Amber on a nostalgia fueled ride through a simpler time. When the world wasn’t ending and the most difficult thing going on was facing down your new girlfriend’s 7 evil exes in mortal combat. Its Scott Pilgrim vs...
The gang is all here! Amber and Thomas welcome back Patrick to take on the latest in a cult classic series 30 years in the making. Listen as the old team talks time travel, rock and roll, and the good, bad, and ugly of VOD movies vs. going to the...
This week, Thomas and Amber take on the Indie genre with Lost In Translation! Listen to the duo talk about a thirst-less not-quite-romance Oscar winning movie. Asking real questions like, where did Scarlett Johansson get friends? Why are there so...
Time to get groovy! We’re kicking off our new side show with a wrap up to our Evil Dead-athon. It’s Ash vs. Evil Dead! Join us on the first episode of our mini series “SWHN Small Screens” where we quickly delve into TV and...
This week we round off our Evil Dead Marathon with one of the most solid ends to a trilogy. It’s Army of Darkness! Join Amber and Thomas as they discuss knights, “boomsticks”, brownie-Ashes, and chainsaws (we even some...
Thomas and Amber’s Evil Dead-athon continues with the second installment: Evil Dead 2 (Dead by Dawn). Listen in as a franchise gets dialed to eleven, new favorites are found, and a age old movie question gets answered: Can a sequel be better...
Books, Blood, and Blades. It’s The Evil Dead (1981)! Join Amber and Thomas on the show’s first movie marathon as they dive head first into a cursed cabin in the woods. See our reaction to the first of gory trilogy. It’s cheesy...
“Where are the werewolves?!
The first commentary we’ve ever released! It’s Hereditary! Hear the gang’s unbridled disdain for this new horror classic in real time! Syncs right up with the movie.
“He tasks me…” Wanna hear the lead in to our Wrath of Khan episode? Well look no further than Patrick and Amber’s first exposure to Khan in the classic Star Trek Episode Space Seed! It’s got mutants, fighting, and...