Commentary 6 -Flashmentary

Not enough Flash? Not enough Queen? Not enough Hawkmen? Well do we have the commentary for you! Listen to our steamy, spacey, and somewhat seizure-y viewing on Flash Gordon (1980)! It’ll sync right up to the movie too!

“Well Flash it was…terrible for me too”

Episode 13 – Flash Gordon (feat. Neemah)

FLASH AAAAHHHAAAA! This week, Amber and Thomas take our show’s first guest on a wild ride to the world of Flash Gordon (1980)! Listen as our guest Neemah has to navigate his way through the different dredges, despots, and dare we say desires in this Queen fueled fever dream of a movie.

“Flash I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the earth!”

Episode 12 – Ran

It’s been a bit of a busy time for SWHN, but we’re back with the Japanese classic Ran by Akira Kurosawa. Listen as Thomas and Amber transport Patrick to shogunate Japan as they discuss swords, colors, and the meaning behind them both.

“In a mad world, only the mad are sane!”

Episode 11 – Hobbs and Shaw

Get ready to shift into high gear as Thomas, Amber, and Patrick take on the latest in the Fast and Furyverse. It’s Hobbs and Shaw! Listen in as we debate on how to build the ultimate Dwayne Johnson adventure mashup, talk about this movie is one robot away from transformers, and discover just how wild this ride can be.

“I’m Black Superman

Commentary 5 – Lucky Number Slevinmentary

Exclusive to our website, it’s our Lucky Number Slevin Commentary! Hear Amber, Thomas, and Patrick figure out how to become knights, why a waterfall for a toilet, and some surprising statements by Morgan Freeman

“Dame Mary Poppins. She’s one of those.”

Episode 10 – Lucky Number Slevin

This week Amber and Patrick dance the Kansas City Shuffle with Thomas in an ugly hallway. It’s Lucky Number Slevin! Listen in as the crew takes an abnormally long time to get to a scene with pants, sift through the cringe-worthy year of 2006, and try to convince Thomas there are no ghosts in this movie.

“You must be Mr. Fisher.”
” Must I be? Because that hasn’t been working out for me lately. “

Episode 9 – Once Upon a Time in…Hollywood

Once upon a (long) time there was a movie… This week the crew takes on Quentin Tarantino’s newly released Once Upon a Time in…Hollywood! Listen in this week as the crew attempts to make sense of this 3 hour spectacle of classic Hollywood.

“What carrying his load? Yeah it’s about right.”

Commentary 4 – Surfmentary Ninjas

Experience the salt water fueled insanity that is Surf Ninjas with your hosts Thomas, Amber, and Patrick as they sit through this nightmare one (hopefully) last time.

“I don’t need to see the rest of the movie. Just how that woman cuts the fruit.”

Episode 8 – Surf Ninjas

Quansoo dudes! This week its Surf Ninjas also known as the Wrath of Patrick. Listen to Patrick and Thomas teach Amber to surf her way through this proto-Disney Channel original movie as they karate chop their way through the 90s.

“Iggy are those my boxer shorts?”

Episode 7 – Solo: A Star Wars Story

Have you ever wondered where Han got his last name? Or how he first ever got a gun? Yeah neither did we, but we sure did find out. This week the Amber and Thomas are taking Patrick on a quick stroll around the stars. We’re talking Solo: A Star Wars Story!

“Sorry I punched your face.”