The fans spoke…and unfortunately Lucasfilm listened. It’s time for the long awaited (and somewhat dreaded) wrap on our Cinematic Star Wars Marathon! Listen in as Amber and Thomas chat about The Rise of Skywalker and the fall of a...
It’s subversion time! It’s time for the penultimate peril of polarizing picture shows. That’s right, this week Thomas and Amber take on the divisive behemoth that is Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi. Listen in as the duo tackle...
“There has been an awakening…are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?” This week it’s time for the beginning of the end (in more ways than one) as Amber and Thomas take on the final leg of the Cinematic Star Wars Marathon with none...
“Long ago, the Four Moons of Endor lived in peace…” This week the Jedi aren’t the only ones returning! This week the dynamic duo is back with their Cinematic Star Wars Marathon! Listen in as Thomas and Amber get back on the...
“Into exile I must go…better make it hurt I should” After a rigorous battle with COVID, Thomas and Amber are back on their star wars ish with none other than the (potentially) best Star Wars movie out there: The Empire Strikes Back...
Get you someone who looks at you the way Thomas looks at Star Wars A day late (plus a week but who’s counting?) but it’s finally here! The film that launched 10 movies, just as many TV shows, countless video games, and one abysmal...
“You are being rescued. Please do not resist” This week, you may fire when ready as we gear up for a most impressive display from our Cinematic Star Wars Marathon. It’s Rogue One! Listen in to Amber and Thomas dive into this sci-fi...
“Sometimes the best growth is none at all” Next up in our Cinematic Star Wars Marathon it’s our first Remix episode! That’s right, Thomas and Amber are looking back to their seventh episode ever and taking another look at...
“If only this trilogy you watch, only pain will you find.” The time has come. Execute Small Screens 28…That’s right, our Cinematic Star Wars Marathon continues with the conclusion to the prequel trilogy: Episode III Revenge...
“Me, Myself, and me, and myself, and me, and myself, and me…” The saga (finally) continues! This week Thomas and Amber continue their Cinematic Star Wars Marathon with Episode II: Attack of the Clones! Listen in as our dark side...
We said we’d do it, and we’re hosts of our word. Behold the tearjerking pitch for Binks: A Star Wars Story. Listen to Thomas describe the Jar Jar origin story you didn’t know you needed. You might laugh, you might cry, but in the...
“Wanna see me turn on my lightsaber? Wanna see me do it again?“ After failing to pay their taxes, the planet of Naboo is being blockaded by the evil (and potentially problematic) Trade Federation. If you thought that was riveting then do...
It’s a late Life Day gift from us to you. Presenting a live capture of our unadulterated horror at the hands of the Star Wars Holiday Special. Listen in as Thomas, Amber, and Neemah suffer sober through this 1970s fever dream. It’s sync...
The crew is back for season 2! For his first show, Amber and Thomas decide to take Neemah into the nightmare that is the Star Wars Holiday Special. Listen in as they all suffer borderline insanity from coke-addled cooking shorts, 20 minutes of...
Travel with us an an unnecessarily long trip to space with our Solo: a Starmentary! Sync up with our least favorite Star Wars movie and discover all the secret better movies hidden within. Exclusive to the website! “raaagghhhh [give me my own...
Have you ever wondered where Han got his last name? Or how he first ever got a gun? Yeah neither did we, but we sure did find out. This week the Amber and Thomas are taking Patrick on a quick stroll around the stars. We’re talking Solo: A Star...