“Into exile I must go…better make it hurt I should” After a rigorous battle with COVID, Thomas and Amber are back on their star wars ish with none other than the (potentially) best Star Wars movie out there: The Empire Strikes Back...
Get you someone who looks at you the way Thomas looks at Star Wars A day late (plus a week but who’s counting?) but it’s finally here! The film that launched 10 movies, just as many TV shows, countless video games, and one abysmal...
“You are being rescued. Please do not resist” This week, you may fire when ready as we gear up for a most impressive display from our Cinematic Star Wars Marathon. It’s Rogue One! Listen in to Amber and Thomas dive into this sci-fi...
“Sometimes the best growth is none at all” Next up in our Cinematic Star Wars Marathon it’s our first Remix episode! That’s right, Thomas and Amber are looking back to their seventh episode ever and taking another look at...
“If only this trilogy you watch, only pain will you find.” The time has come. Execute Small Screens 28…That’s right, our Cinematic Star Wars Marathon continues with the conclusion to the prequel trilogy: Episode III Revenge...
“Me, Myself, and me, and myself, and me, and myself, and me…” The saga (finally) continues! This week Thomas and Amber continue their Cinematic Star Wars Marathon with Episode II: Attack of the Clones! Listen in as our dark side...
We said we’d do it, and we’re hosts of our word. Behold the tearjerking pitch for Binks: A Star Wars Story. Listen to Thomas describe the Jar Jar origin story you didn’t know you needed. You might laugh, you might cry, but in the...
“Wanna see me turn on my lightsaber? Wanna see me do it again?“ After failing to pay their taxes, the planet of Naboo is being blockaded by the evil (and potentially problematic) Trade Federation. If you thought that was riveting then do...
It’s a late Life Day gift from us to you. Presenting a live capture of our unadulterated horror at the hands of the Star Wars Holiday Special. Listen in as Thomas, Amber, and Neemah suffer sober through this 1970s fever dream. It’s sync...
The crew is back for season 2! For his first show, Amber and Thomas decide to take Neemah into the nightmare that is the Star Wars Holiday Special. Listen in as they all suffer borderline insanity from coke-addled cooking shorts, 20 minutes of...
